Category: Joke Board
A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny
miserable baby that was howling at the top of its
lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby."
After a quick examination, the doctor realized the
baby was malnourished. "He's obviously not getting
enough milk," he said sternly. "Is he being breast
fed?"
"Yes," replied the woman.
"Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your
blouse off."
The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give
her a very thorough breast exam, kneading, rubbing,
massaging, and sucking each breast at some length.
Finally, perplexed, he announced that he could see why
there was a problem. "You aren't producing any milk at
all."
"Of course not," she responded. "It's my sister's
kid."
"Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in
amazement.
"I didn't," she replied, "until you started sucking
on the other tit."